Faux wood blinds are the perfect blend of style, strength, and affordability—especially for Jacksonville homeowners who want the warmth of wood without the warping, cracking, or upkeep. At Those Blind Guys, we design, deliver, and install custom faux wood blinds that elevate your space, stand up to the heat, and make everyday living more comfortable.
Whether you’re upgrading builder-grade basics or childproofing with cordless options, our family-owned team brings everything to your door—samples, measurements, expert advice, and a clean, professional install.
Moisture-Resistant – Ideal for kitchens, bathrooms, and sun-facing rooms
Affordable Elegance – Looks like wood, priced for real life
Cordless & Child-Safe Options – Safer and sleeker for families and pets
Custom-Fit for Every Window – Perfect for large, tall, or odd-shaped frames
Easy to Clean – Just a quick wipe and done
Our faux wood blinds come in a wide range of finishes—from bright whites to rich woodgrains—and they hold up beautifully in Jacksonville’s heat and humidity. Unlike real wood, they won’t warp or fade, making them ideal for:
Faux wood blinds are ideal for high-humidity spaces like bathrooms and laundry rooms, where their moisture resistance prevents warping and ensures long-lasting style.
In sun-drenched areas like sunrooms or across wide patio doors, faux wood blinds offer light control, UV protection, and a consistent, elegant look that holds up under daily sun exposure.
For coastal condos exposed to salt air and shifting temperatures, our faux wood blinds provide the wood look you love—without the maintenance headaches real wood demands.
Faux wood blinds add a polished, durable finish to rental units or guest rooms, standing up to frequent use while enhancing the space with affordable, stylish appeal.
No guesswork. No showroom trips. Just blinds that fit, work, and look great.
Joe Smith
Fixed a small problem years after install—free of charge. Definitely recommend!
Jayne
Blinds were removed by a handyman—Those Blind Guys came back and fixed them perfectly. Amazing service!
Tmima Neihaus
Installed plantation shutters on front windows and faux wood blinds everywhere else. Whole process was smooth and results are amazing!
Maureen Walsh
Replaced all metal mini-blinds with wood-look blinds. Then replaced patio verticals too. Everything looks modern and high quality!
From HOA guidelines in Nocatee to humidity in Ortega, we know the unique needs of Northeast Florida homes. We recommend faux wood blinds for:
HOA compliance – Classic, neutral options approved in most neighborhoods
Weather durability – Withstand salt air and sun exposure
Energy savings – Block radiant heat from sun-facing windows
Aesthetic consistency – Great for open floor plans or full-home installs
We’ve installed thousands of windows across Duval, St. Johns, and Nassau counties—and we treat every one like it’s our own.
Don’t settle for one-size-fits-all blinds from a chain store. Let us bring the right style, fit, and function to your home—with no stress and no pressure.
Those Blind Guys – Faux Wood Blinds Jacksonville FL
Faux wood is made from PVC or composite, so it resists moisture and won’t warp—ideal for Florida homes. Real wood offers natural beauty but requires more care and costs more.
Yes! We offer cordless and motorized options that eliminate hanging cords, making them safe and easy to use.
Definitely. They’re one of the best options for bathrooms and kitchens because they won’t swell or discolor in humidity.
Precision in every detail.
Reliable and authentic care.
Spaces tailored for you.
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