Faux wood blinds are a customer favorite for good reason—they combine timeless aesthetics with unmatched performance in Florida's challenging climate. At Those Blind Guys, we install 2" and 2.5" faux wood blinds featuring embossed or smooth finishes, cordless child-safe operation, and industry-best tight-closing slats with no visible string holes. Our blinds are topped with elegant 3" valances for a polished, custom appearance in every room.
Whether you're upgrading builder-grade basics or coordinating window treatments across a full home, our family-owned, military-operated team brings curated samples, expert advice, and white-glove installation right to your door.
Moisture-Resistant – Designed for bathrooms, kitchens, laundry rooms, and sun-exposed spaces
No String Holes – Tightest closing system in the industry for privacy and light control
Cordless & Child-Safe – Safer, sleeker, and pet-friendly
3" Valance Options – Clean, architectural window finishes
Realistic Finishes – Crisp whites, modern grays, and natural woodgrains
Easy to Clean – A quick wipe keeps them looking new
Faux wood blinds are ideal for Jacksonville homeowners who want upscale design without high-maintenance materials. Unlike real wood, they won’t warp, fade, or crack under heat or humidity. Use them with confidence in:
Faux wood blinds are ideal for high-humidity spaces like bathrooms and laundry rooms, where their moisture resistance prevents warping and ensures long-lasting style.
In sun-drenched areas like sunrooms or across wide patio doors, faux wood blinds offer light control, UV protection, and a consistent, elegant look that holds up under daily sun exposure.
For coastal condos exposed to salt air and shifting temperatures, our faux wood blinds provide the wood look you love—without the maintenance headaches real wood demands.
Faux wood blinds add a polished, durable finish to rental units or guest rooms, standing up to frequent use while enhancing the space with affordable, stylish appeal.
Our team will even help you coordinate finishes with trim, flooring, or cabinetry for a cohesive look.
We make it simple. No showroom visits. No pressure. Just better blinds—on your schedule.
Joe Smith
Fixed a small problem years after install—free of charge. Definitely recommend!
Jayne
Blinds were removed by a handyman—Those Blind Guys came back and fixed them perfectly. Amazing service!
Tmima Neihaus
Installed plantation shutters on front windows and faux wood blinds everywhere else. Whole process was smooth and results are amazing!
Maureen Walsh
Replaced all metal mini-blinds with wood-look blinds. Then replaced patio verticals too. Everything looks modern and high quality!
Jacksonville's climate demands durability. From salty air in Atlantic Beach to HOA restrictions in Nocatee, we design and install with North Florida living in mind. Faux wood blinds are perfect for:
HOA compliance with classic color options
Weather durability in humid, sunlit rooms
Energy efficiency to block radiant heat
Aesthetic consistency for open floorplans and multi-room installs
We’ve outfitted thousands of windows in Duval, St. Johns, and Nassau counties—each one measured and finished like it's our own.
Don’t settle for store-bought blinds that don’t fit or fade fast. Let us bring you beautiful, custom-fit faux wood blinds that last—installed cleanly and backed by expert guidance from Jacksonville’s trusted team.
Those Blind Guys – Faux Wood Blinds Jacksonville FL
Faux wood is made from PVC or composite, so it resists moisture and won’t warp—ideal for Florida homes. Real wood offers natural beauty but requires more care and costs more.
Yes! We offer cordless and motorized options that eliminate hanging cords, making them safe and easy to use.
Definitely. They’re one of the best options for bathrooms and kitchens because they won’t swell or discolor in humidity.
Precision in every detail.
Reliable and authentic care.
Spaces tailored for you.
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